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The Guardian US News · Aug 30, 2026 8:08 PM EDT Not market news

‘Humongous’ marmot crowned winner in inaugural Fat Marmot Week contest

Dawn is champion after public voting of eight yellow-bellied marmots as they fattened up for long winter aheadA marmot contest started by researchers who turned to OnlyFans to help save a decades-long research project has chosen its champion in its inaugural Fat Marmot Week.Dawn was crowned the winner of Fat Marmot Week 2026 after securing back-to-back victories in both the mass-gain and popular-vote competitions, a…

‘Humongous’ marmot crowned winner in inaugural Fat Marmot Week contest
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