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New York Post Business · May 21, 2026 8:19 PM EDT FinanceAI

Jamie Dimon says JPMorgan will hire more AI braniacs, fewer bankers

Artificial intelligence is poised to drastically shrink the workforce at the nation’s largest bank, but the transition will happen without the pain of mass layoffs, JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon said Thursday.

Jamie Dimon says JPMorgan will hire more AI braniacs, fewer bankers
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