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Wired · Jul 3, 2026 12:00 AM EDT Not market news

The Onion’s ‘Infowars’ Parody Is Here. Alex Jones Is Going to Hate It

The satirical site is fighting to officially take over Infowars. In the meantime, CEO Ben Collins says the new show will mock “how fucking stupid” conspiratorial brain rot has become.

The Onion’s ‘Infowars’ Parody Is Here. Alex Jones Is Going to Hate It
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